Misha | 23 | they/them
It’s been a rough couple of days and the only think keeping me together mentally is japanese pro wrestling
I got high for the very first time @ my sister’s place while marathoning a bunch of wrestling matches and one of them was a tag team match that involved the most homoerotic Japanese wrestlers ever that ended in a no contest due to, and I quote, “too much ass eating” This sounds like the kind of shit you’d make up when high but it was real and I witnessed it with my own two eyes
my name is pingas parker. i was bitten by a radioactive Dinner and i became YouTube Poop Spider-Man
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reddit is dying twitter is dying tumblr is next as people move over here in response and the corporate side of the company starts drooling at the prospect of EVEN MORE MONEY so they make staff change the website to be shittier and more like the dying websites. whats next? fireside gathering at my house where we pass the posting stick around that indicates youre allowed to make a post with words that come out of your mouth
living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling
you wouldn’t get our bond
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These days “John Handcock” would work… At Starbucks! 😃👍
Dose anyone care
I do
Who asked
Sorry. Killing myself now
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