Don't nobody know my troubles with god.exe

Misha | 23 | they/them

mothra-leo:

It’s been a rough couple of days and the only think keeping me together mentally is japanese pro wrestling

I got high for the very first time @ my sister’s place while marathoning a bunch of wrestling matches and one of them was a tag team match that involved the most homoerotic Japanese wrestlers ever that ended in a no contest due to, and I quote, “too much ass eating” This sounds like the kind of shit you’d make up when high but it was real and I witnessed it with my own two eyes

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despazito:

despazito:

despazito:

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Webbed Site

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imagine dying in a hurricane because you used up all your daily tweet viewing privileges

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contraption so shitty it could assassinate Abe

schmoinkle:

melonyswife:

my name is pingas parker. i was bitten by a radioactive Dinner and i became YouTube Poop Spider-Man

spider-man drawn in the style of CD-i zelda, on one of the backdrops from Link: The Faces of EvilALT

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prohaloplayer:

reddit is dying twitter is dying tumblr is next as people move over here in response and the corporate side of the company starts drooling at the prospect of EVEN MORE MONEY so they make staff change the website to be shittier and more like the dying websites. whats next? fireside gathering at my house where we pass the posting stick around that indicates youre allowed to make a post with words that come out of your mouth

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ezorzea:

dongboss:

ezorzea:

living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

you wouldn’t get our bond

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cheddar-baby:

scarecrowomen:

cheddar-baby:

scarecrowomen:

scarecrowomen:

These days “John Handcock” would work… At Starbucks! 😃👍

Dose anyone care

I do


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Who asked

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Sorry. Killing myself now

clonepa:

briscal:

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all he does is eat crumbs. stupid.

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cyclonopedia:

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never let the haters get to you

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tea-atfive:

The council decided it’s time to eat… Even if it’s not dinner time.

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